Everyone has their own story, so don't assume nothing. Instead try putting yourself in their shoes.
teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA
somebody told me that you made a text post that looked like a text post i made in february of last year
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
Who else grew up eating rice and eggs?
I never knew it wasn’t a universal thing until I made it at school and my roommates were looking at me like I was eating the most struggle meal known to man
Buttered rice too? Hell yea.
you mean rice with butter aint universal?